"Seriously?" He was playing off the surprise in a big, over the top way. "Wow. I mean... That's insanity. All of the YouTube videos I ever saw on how to have a good date always involved a little teasing." If blistering skin very, very close to genitalia happened to be what hie considered teasing, Axel really should just go.

Of course, Luke had found him before, several times before, and would again. Even if he stopped Tweeting about his next great trick or heist or whatever it was he did.

"I guess it really depends on what your definition of romantic is." No, Luke. There was no one in the world that thought it was romantic to burn someone. "Maybe that explains why I haven't been on any dates before." He dropped the act. It hurt too much to smile or long periods of time.