Axel had to laugh, he couldn't help it. This was pretty fucking entertaining and given all the shit that Luke had put him through in this past twenty four hours? He fucking earned this moment. "You're cute." He offered, unable to help himself as he sat back and appreciated his disarrayed hair and social panic. Crossing his arms, he sprawled out a little, feeling considerably less freaked.
How could he be freaked by this?
"Dude, I never asked for small talk. I asked for you to not kill my dates. And to respect me when I tell you fucking no. And I told you no and you did it anyway. It pissed me off. That was it." He held up his hands, knowing he has to clarify here before his 'friend' had a mental break down. "Luke, man, relax. Be you. Don't be them. I like you plenty fine as you are, this is just weird. It's nice you give a shit every now and again but don't change or force small talk. No one likes small talk."
He shrugged his shoulders and slid the shaker with red pepper flakes in it over to Luke. "I don't like red pepper flakes. Melt it. Or whatever. Nuke it. Save me from the gross food."
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How could he be freaked by this?
"Dude, I never asked for small talk. I asked for you to not kill my dates. And to respect me when I tell you fucking no. And I told you no and you did it anyway. It pissed me off. That was it." He held up his hands, knowing he has to clarify here before his 'friend' had a mental break down. "Luke, man, relax. Be you. Don't be them. I like you plenty fine as you are, this is just weird. It's nice you give a shit every now and again but don't change or force small talk. No one likes small talk."
He shrugged his shoulders and slid the shaker with red pepper flakes in it over to Luke. "I don't like red pepper flakes. Melt it. Or whatever. Nuke it. Save me from the gross food."