"We aren't a we. If we were a we, you wouldn't want to fuck every single damned guy you see!" Despite all of his crazy, Luke had been raised Catholic by a mother that had put up with all sorts of terribly things from his father. Was Luke monogamous? Probably. He'd never actually had sex with anyone so he wouldn't know. He came close to it once after getting really drunk, but it turned out that the girl didn't really like being burned. She'd sctuslly been screaming-- That was no good.

It still really annoyed him, to even think about Axel splitting time with someone else. Bulky, meatheaded idiots shouldn't get to touch him. Pansy ass shot boys shouldn't get to touch him either.

But he was compromising. Or trying to. Luke was still a selfish prick.

"Just-- Dude. Whatever. Just don't talk about it."